straightboyfriend:

me to a cat: can u heal my broken heart

cat: mrow

me: thank u

(via undomielle)

neptunain:

i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people to validate your decisions

(Source: gothicprep, via christhepine)

virginiawoolfsuggestions:

buy the flowers yourself

(via wildesoscars)

shakescene:

ophelia: [is so overcome with grief, betrayal, and loneliness that she is driven to suicide]

male shakespearean scholars for 500 years: i hereby diagnose you with…

woman.

(via fandoms-today-fandoms-forever)

solidsnakesasscheeks:

door-maker-gal:

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

(via fandoms-today-fandoms-forever)

lion-prince:

me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

(via undomielle)

bob-belcher:

*does nothing for 3 days straight* today is a “me” day, i deserve it, i need to relax

(via undomielle)

astrologyqueenn:

top vs bottom

Acts like a top, is a top: aries, scorpio, sagittarius

Acts like a top, is a bottom: leo, gemini, virgo

Acts like a bottom, is a bottom: cancer, libra, pisces

Acts like a bottom, is a top: taurus, aquarius, capricorn

(via christhepine)